1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,520 [soft folk music] 2 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:10,600 [Kaleb] I'm so excited. 3 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,680 [Jeremy] I know, you've been bouncing around like a three-year-old 4 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:14,760 for a month over this. 5 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,000 -[Kaleb] Have you ever been? -No! 6 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:16,960 [Kaleb] Oh, it's so good. 7 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,840 [music continues] 8 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,040 Did you really have your hair cut this morning? 9 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:26,600 Seven o'clock this morning. 10 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,920 To go to an agricultural machinery show? 11 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,680 Well not necessarily, I was getting my hair cut anyway. 12 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,560 It was falling every six weeks. 13 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,000 But then I thought, if I'm going, 14 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,600 I may as well book it on the Wednesday in the morning, 15 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,840 have my hair done and go. 16 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:43,040 I've been to probably fifty motor shows in my life, 17 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,600 in Detroit, Geneva, Tokyo, 18 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,560 London, Birmingham, 19 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:51,520 -and I've never had my hair cut to go. -That's why you always look scruffy. 20 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,880 -[Jeremy] Lisa's gonna be furious. -Why? 21 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,440 [Kaleb] Oh, 'cause you've got this. 22 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:01,120 I've nicked her car. She said last night: "I've got to go to London tomorrow." 23 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:02,720 -[Kaleb] What's she driving then? -So I said: 24 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,440 "Are you going on the train or driving?" She said: "Well, no, I'm gonna drive." 25 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,600 And I was drawing breath to say: "I need your car to go to Birmingham." 26 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:09,680 [Kaleb] You didn't have it in you to say, did you? 27 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,280 -I just went, "Oh, OK." -[Kaleb] And then you took her car! 28 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,280 Well, we left before she was up. 29 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,280 -[both laughing] -So she's going to come out... 30 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,400 [soft music] 31 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,480 [birds chirping] 32 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,600 [engine revving] 33 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,160 [soft music] 34 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,720 [Jeremy] Every January for a few days, 35 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:42,560 fields right across the country have no farmers in them. 36 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,640 Because this is the time of year when they go to Birmingham for LAMMA, 37 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,560 the annual farm machinery show. 38 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,880 [Jeremy] Look at the amount of pickup trucks going to the NEC. 39 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,920 Now this is a proper... Look at this chap here, he's got it all worked out. 40 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,560 No styling happened with that roof on his pickup. 41 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,760 [Kaleb] No, but it's designed to fit in a lot of dead sheep. 42 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,120 [Jeremy] Exactly. 43 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:09,840 [rock music] 44 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,760 [Jeremy] Once inside the vast halls, 45 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,840 Kaleb became as excited as I used to be at motor shows... 46 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 when I was eight. 47 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,680 [Kaleb] Oh, look at the CR9! 48 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,360 That's where they had the CR11 last year. 49 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,200 This is a smaller version of it. 50 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:30,240 I can't work out why they've got... This as a CR9-90. 51 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,160 I know, it says that. 52 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,680 [Kaleb] It's nice, isn't it? I like the colour. Has it got black rims? 53 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:35,880 -[tractor dealer] Yes. -Oh, look at that! 54 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,840 And it's got the blue round the outside. 55 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,680 That's cool that, hey? That's me. That's a bit of me that. 56 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,800 -[Jeremy] What is? -[Kaleb] That. 57 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,600 Well, look at it: blinged up. 58 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:46,800 [Jeremy] I, meanwhile, 59 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,960 felt like my sister used to feel at motor shows when she was eight: 60 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,720 completely baffled by everything. 61 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:56,560 What's that? 62 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,160 This is a great start. 63 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,360 [Jeremy] A mower. 64 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,920 Nearly. It's a mulcher. 65 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,080 -Oh, is it? -Yeah. 66 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:10,320 What's that? 67 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,800 [Jeremy] Erm... Muck spreader? 68 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,480 No. That's a straw blower. 69 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,800 What's that there? 70 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:18,960 [Jeremy] Pile driver. 71 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,200 Log splitter. 72 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,920 What's that one over there then? 73 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,480 [Kaleb] It's a tedder. 74 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,520 -It's a what? -[Kaleb] It's a tedder. 75 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:29,000 So you mow your grass, you come through with a tedder, flips it back over. 76 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,920 -You see what I mean? -[Jeremy] No. 77 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,480 [man] Kaleb, how are you doing? 78 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,880 -Are you well? -Yeah, not bad, mate. 79 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,840 -Where is the old, er... -There he is. 80 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,400 Ah, you old sort! How're you diddling? 81 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,360 -[Kaleb] Are you all right? -Yeah, not too bad. 82 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:44,840 Kaleb, just endlessly stopped by big-boned men with stout shoes on. 83 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,880 Pauses only to tell me things that make no sense. 84 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,000 [tense music] 85 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:55,120 [Jeremy] Later in the morning, I lost my guide... 86 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,400 [woman] It's nice to be able to give people that opportunity... 87 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,920 [Jeremy] ...because he'd been booked to take part in some sort of 88 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,200 rural TED talk. 89 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,120 [Kaleb] Hello, everybody. I'm Kaleb. 90 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,280 Probably best known as I'm on "Clarkson's Farm". 91 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:10,560 But of course I've got my own theatre tour that I did beginning of the year. 92 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,440 Erm, also got three books out. 93 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,680 [Jeremy] As he humbly introduced himself... 94 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:15,880 Stuff on social media... 95 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:20,000 [Jeremy] ...I walked around in a state of complete confusion. 96 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,760 [experimental music] 97 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,360 What is that? 98 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,200 And what's that? 99 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:29,720 And that? 100 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,800 Oh look, a lunar rover. 101 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,440 See, this is what it's like when you walk round without Kaleb. 102 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,720 It's like being in a... I don't know, 103 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,800 a market in Cambodia where you just look at all the things and think: 104 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:47,600 "Oh, is that a fish? Is it a plant? I dunno." 105 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:54,480 [Jeremy] Eventually, I arrived in a hall full of futuristic high-tech equipment, 106 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:00,360 where I expected to be even more baffled. 107 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,760 But, once the salesman got his teeth into me, 108 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,280 I became quite intrigued. 109 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:09,920 [salesman] Have you ever seen something like this before? 110 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,560 [Jeremy chuckling] No. Er, what is it? 111 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,440 [salesman] It's a seeding and weeding machine. 112 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:18,200 It's an autonomous vehicle, electrical driven. It's, er, powered... 113 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,520 -[Jeremy] I'm guessing solar. -Powered by the solar, yeah. 114 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,040 In Denmark? 115 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,480 -[salesman] Solar. -Solar? 116 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:27,280 What, on June 7th in 1981 there was a sunny day there. 117 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:28,240 [salesman] Exactly! 118 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,720 But what if there's no sunshine? Which does happen. 119 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,760 It does actually run twenty-four seven. 120 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:36,120 It has a battery pack in the back, so it's running in the night too. 121 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,200 [Jeremy] So then, how's the weeding and seeding... 122 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,480 [salesman] Basically, this is a seeding machine, 123 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,920 it's a weeding machine, and it's all done by GPS. 124 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,760 [Jeremy] God, how accurate is it? 125 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,080 Accuracy between 8 and 10 millimetres. 126 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,720 Oh my word. What's the phallus? 127 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:51,840 [salesman chuckling] 128 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,920 This one? That's the GSM antenna. 129 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,600 -[Jeremy] So what's that then? -That's the GPS antenna. 130 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,360 And the last one here, that is the rain gauge. 131 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,400 So if it suddenly starts raining, 132 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,840 let's say one millimetre of rain, it will just stop the operation 133 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,960 to avoid damaging the crops. 134 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:11,640 And then you of course get a message back saying, OK, it's stopped due to the rain. 135 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,880 -Oh, you can talk to it? -[salesman] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 136 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:18,040 So you're looking on your phone or your tablet, on an app, 137 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,960 then you can see, you know, if it's running out of seed it will stop 138 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,640 and send a message back: "Hey, Jeremy, I'm out of seeds." 139 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,480 So my recommendation is to choose the high-value crop. 140 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,600 It could be onion or beets or red beets or... 141 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,080 Onions? Are onions high value? 142 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,400 I would say so, yeah. 143 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,200 [Jeremy] If you filled those up with onions... 144 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,200 [salesman] Yeah. 145 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,760 [Jeremy] How big a field would it do before it ran out? 146 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,200 You can seed at least five hectares, that's no problem. 147 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,440 So that's what? Twelve acres. 148 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,280 We're doing five hectares a day. 149 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:49,160 That's brilliant. 150 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,080 [Jeremy] Meanwhile, over in the TED talk, 151 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:56,440 Kaleb was in full life-coach-guru mode. 152 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,720 [Kaleb] Dreams don't work unless you do. I take that with me all the time. 153 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,520 And no matter what you do, if you keep working hard, and again, 154 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,280 dreams don't work, unless you can make that happen. 155 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:06,920 So I think actually believe in yourself 156 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,600 and actually just go "Yeah, you are good enough" straight away from the get-go. 157 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,160 Don't ever believe that you're not. 158 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,200 And if you're not, it's fine, 159 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,000 you're just not meant to be doing that certain thing. 160 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,080 [experimental music] 161 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:20,400 [Jeremy] Back in the future, having been bewitched by a machine 162 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,880 that could plant crops without the need for a tractor, 163 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:28,160 I'd now found a tractor that had no need for a driver. 164 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,320 So this is probably the first in the market 165 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,440 that is a fully autonomous tractor 166 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,280 that we can let go night and day unattended. 167 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,480 -So it just runs? -Runs night and day. 168 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:42,120 Set it off, go to bed, get up in the morning, job done. 169 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,720 You set it up to... drill? 170 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,520 [salesman] Yeah, cultivate. 171 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:47,800 Standard rear linkage. 172 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,800 So you've got all your existing implements on. 173 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,960 Standard hydraulics. Front linkage. 174 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,480 Just everything that you need. 175 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,560 [Jeremy] How fast will this one go along? 176 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,680 Is it just like a normal tractor speed? 177 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:01,680 Yeah, so nought to 12.6 km/h. 178 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,440 OK. So fast enough to do normal farming. 179 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,000 [salesman] Absolutely, normal work, yeah. 180 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,920 -So it can do normal farming. -[salesman] Yeah. 181 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,640 Without Kaleb. 182 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:13,400 A tractor with no aggravation. Imagine that. 183 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,680 Oh, no Kaleb? 184 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:17,760 No Kaleb. Just imagine. 185 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,960 [epic music] 186 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:24,960 [Jeremy] My mind was now racing with all sorts of new ideas. 187 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:31,320 Which, the following day, I couldn't wait to share with Charlie. 188 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:34,880 Farming 189 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,840 does what it does year in and year out. 190 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,080 Yeah. 191 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,840 [Jeremy] We are reaching a point 192 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,960 where that's just not working anymore. 193 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,640 The climate's changing 194 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,520 and we have a truly idiotic government. 195 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,160 So, it's like beating your head against a wall. 196 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,760 Idiotic government and it never stops raining. 197 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,680 There's no point doing what you do year in, year out. 198 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,720 The definition of idiocy 199 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,440 is doing the same thing over and over again 200 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,600 -and expecting a different result. -Yep. 201 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,880 We've now reached a point where farmers, I think, have to say: 202 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,760 "We have to do this differently." 203 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:08,720 -Yeah. -So... 204 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:10,840 There it is. 205 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,600 -[Charlie] An Agbot? -Yeah. 206 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,840 [chuckling] You're gonna have a driverless tractor? 207 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,040 [Jeremy] I'm not a very good tractor driver, 208 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,440 I've come to understand that after five years. 209 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:29,840 I can't plough, I can't cultivate, I can't drill, 210 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,560 I can't attach anything to it still. 211 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,600 Once that thing's plodding around 212 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:38,080 doing cultivating or drilling or whatever job you've given it... 213 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,040 [Charlie] Yeah. 214 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,400 [Jeremy] You can be getting on with something else. 215 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,360 And it doesn't make mistakes. [quietly] Unlike me. 216 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,040 Erm... OK. 217 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:50,040 You have to mark out obstacles in the field as well, presumably? 218 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,520 We haven't really got any obstacles in our fields. 219 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:55,960 We don't have trees. We've got one telegraph pole that I hit in... 220 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,400 -There are five in that field. -[Jeremy] Yeah. 221 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,600 Will it lift everything? 222 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:02,840 It looks quite compact. 223 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,480 Well, they must have written what its lifting capabilities are. 224 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,080 Did you not ask? 225 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,760 No. I just thought it looked really cool. 226 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,600 And, that brings me onto... 227 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,200 seeding and weeding robot. 228 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:21,520 But that's gonna do the planting? 229 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,160 Ah, not of the onions and beetroot. 230 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,880 We don't grow onions and beetroot. 231 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,360 -We're growing onions and beetroot? -Yeah. 232 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:33,960 Why onions and beetroot? 233 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,800 'Cause that's what this can do. 234 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,920 [Charlie] So, the tech does it, so we're growing it? 235 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,920 I wanna see if it does it. 236 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,360 [soft rock music] 237 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,400 [Jeremy] While Charlie went off to source this new kit, 238 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,840 I decided to go to the Netherlands 239 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,960 to look at the high-tech farming that they're doing over there. 240 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,880 [music continues] 241 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,280 At first, this felt odd, 242 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,480 because normally, when I'm on a road trip with a film crew, 243 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:11,200 I'm accompanied by Hammond and May, 244 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,040 who are also seasoned globetrotters. 245 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:19,760 This time, though, my companion wasn't. 246 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,280 Is the air like the same here, in France? 247 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,920 Is it different? Do you smell different, like... 248 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,560 Do you know what I mean? Like, is it dense? Is it... 249 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,760 Is it different? 250 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,760 [Jeremy] No, it's not. It's the same. 251 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,920 It's gonna feel weird leaving England. 252 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,880 -We haven't left it yet. -I know, but... 253 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,280 You're still in Oxfordshire I think, actually. 254 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,360 -I know, I think we are! -You haven't even left Oxfordshire yet! 255 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,240 I know, but that's what's going through my mind! 256 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,160 You know when we go over there it's an hour ahead? 257 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:57,760 -Is it? -Mm-hmm. 258 00:11:58,920 --> 00:11:59,840 How? 259 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,960 -What? -How? 260 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:01,920 It just is. 261 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,200 But how? 262 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:11,160 Apart from Portugal: France, Spain, Italy, Germany, 263 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,760 all of Europe, really, is an hour ahead of us. 264 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,120 Will I get jet lag? 265 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,600 No, it's only like when the clocks go back and forwards in England. 266 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:19,720 Oh, OK. 267 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:21,640 [rock music] 268 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,400 [Jeremy] As "Ranulph Fiennes" and I headed towards the Channel Tunnel, 269 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,920 I explained the thinking behind our fact-finding mission. 270 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:35,280 [Jeremy] So, when I was at LAMMA, I started to realise 271 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,640 we've got to get more tech. 272 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,840 -We've gotta get more modern. -The future. 273 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:40,800 Well... 274 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,240 Here's the deal. 275 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,560 I once did that programme Who Do You Think You Are?, 276 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,120 where you trace your family tree. 277 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,240 [Kaleb] Mm-hmm. 278 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,160 And I discovered that I'm from this family called the Kilners, OK? 279 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,960 My great-grandmother was a Kilner. 280 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:57,560 And they had this huge company that made glass, huge, massive. 281 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:01,400 They had two factories, each of which covered an area of 17 acres. 282 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:02,360 Holy moly. 283 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,920 -They're big. -Wow. 284 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,880 If you bought anything in the world that was in glass, 285 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:10,160 so a Gin Sling in Singapore, a bottle of pills in Texas, 286 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:13,600 it almost certainly came in a bottle made by the Kilners. 287 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,640 -Yeah. -They were massive. 288 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,400 -Anyway, they didn't modernise. -Right. 289 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:20,120 And all these little glassmakers were coming along 290 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,320 -using modern technology. -Yeah. 291 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:26,080 And before you knew it, Kilners had gone 'cause they didn't... 292 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,760 -They were stuck in the past. -They were stuck in the past. 293 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,560 And they were wiped out. And they were wiped out really quickly. 294 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,240 So I think Diddly Squat's got to get a bit more techy. 295 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,800 -[Kaleb] Yeah. -That's what I'm saying. 296 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,480 [Jeremy] And in Holland, 297 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:42,440 they're very fastidious in their farming, as far as I can work out. 298 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:46,000 I was reading the other day they're the most efficient farmers in Europe. 299 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,480 -Really? -The Danes and the Dutch, yeah. 300 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,600 [upbeat rock music] 301 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,640 Twelve miles. 302 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,160 I've got butterflies. 303 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,480 -Have you? -Yeah. 304 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,720 [rock music continues] 305 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,160 What number plate's that then? 306 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,880 -[Jeremy] Dutch. -[Kaleb] Is it? 307 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,880 "NL"? What does it mean? 308 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,560 Netherlands. 309 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:16,880 [Kaleb] "P". 310 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,280 [Jeremy] Portugal. 311 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:21,960 Denmark, "D". 312 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,520 [Jeremy] Germany. 313 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,560 -For a "D"? -Deutschland. 314 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,760 You'd have thought they'd put a "G" on it for Germany, wouldn't you? 315 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,320 You'd have thought they'd put a "G" on it for Germany. 316 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,680 Yeah, but they call themselves Deutschland, remember. 317 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:37,640 Why? 318 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,160 -That's what they named themselves. -'Cause everyone hates Germany. 319 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,960 [rock music continues] 320 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,280 Leaving England! 321 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,880 Have you seen my passport? Look how shiny it is. 322 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,840 -[Jeremy] Shinier than mine probably. -Look! 323 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,000 [Jeremy] Oh, blue! You've got a blue one! 324 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,680 Let's have a look at your passport. 325 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,360 Yeah, you look like a crim. 326 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,240 You're middle name's Wayne, I didn't know that. How ridiculous. 327 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,680 -What do you mean "how ridiculous"? -Well, it's just funny. 328 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,120 [tense music] 329 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,760 [Jeremy] Once we cleared passport control, 330 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:17,280 Wayne started asking me about the actual tunnel. 331 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,120 [Kaleb] How deep is it? 332 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,000 Erm... 333 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,960 Well, it's un... it's not... 334 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,600 It's underneath the bottom of the sea, if that makes sense? 335 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,880 So it's quite deep. 336 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,720 I mean, psychologically you know you're under the sea, 337 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,520 but it's only the same as being in a tunnel. 338 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,360 Well, you've never been in a tunnel, have you? No. 339 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,320 No. 340 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,160 [chuckling] Oh God. 341 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,120 How many trains are down there? 342 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,080 I don't know. 343 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,800 -How many carriages does it pull? -Don't know. 344 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,800 -How many cars does it fit on a carriage? -I don't know. 345 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,560 When was the Titanic? When was the Titanic? 346 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,080 1912. 347 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:59,440 OK, so this was after... This was obviously... 348 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,600 -Well after. -Yeah. 349 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,480 This was 1988. 350 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,680 [tense music continues] 351 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,760 -Holy shit, how wide is it? -[Jeremy] The train's quite wide. 352 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,880 [Jeremy] And here we go, we are mounting the train. 353 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 It's weird to think this is the first train you've ever been on. 354 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,080 And I bet not many people 355 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:29,920 are able to say that the first train they ever went on was a Eurostar train. 356 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:36,120 You can get out, stretch your legs. 357 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,520 I'm gonna stay here. 358 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,240 -What? You don't wanna get out? -[Kaleb] No. 359 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,240 -You do look nervous. -I fucking am! 360 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,000 How do they put oxygen down there? 361 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,800 -What do you mean? -Well... 362 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,360 How do they get oxygen flowing through the... 363 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:58,000 It just goes... It's not sealed at the end. 364 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,920 If there's two holes at either end, it's full of air. 365 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:07,080 I know, but surely you've gotta push the air down there? 366 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,240 -No. -Air rises up. 367 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,320 No, it doesn't. Air goes in any direction it wants. 368 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:17,520 And if you go so far under the sea, air doesn't travel through water. 369 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,960 You're not. No, but either end isn't under the water. 370 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,200 We're going into a hole 371 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,240 which is above the ground, 372 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,360 above the waterline... [voice fading out] 373 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,400 [voices fading in] Let's say this is the sea, yes? 374 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,240 -The hole starts here... -Yeah. 375 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:39,120 And here, and goes down like this. The air is only gonna fill here. 376 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,720 There's air in the tunnel, Kaleb. I promise there's air. 377 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,760 You don't need scuba outfits to cope. 378 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,520 There will be air. 379 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,120 Ooh, we're moving. 380 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:50,880 Here we go. 381 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,200 Here we are. 382 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,360 [tense music] 383 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,800 [Jeremy] Luckily, the tunnel didn't spring a leak 384 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,360 or run out of oxygen on that particular journey. 385 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:10,640 And half an hour after setting off, we were in France. 386 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,480 [Jeremy] You're abroad! 387 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,840 I'm out of England. 388 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,760 [chuckling] It feels weird, dunnit? 389 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,920 -[Jeremy] Well... -Just think five years ago, though. 390 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:23,640 I know, five years, you'd not been out of Chipping Norton. Now look at you. 391 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,280 You're like James Bond. 392 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,760 [chuckling] 393 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,680 [tense music continues] 394 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,480 [Jeremy] We crossed the border into Belgium... 395 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:37,960 and eventually reached our overnight halt in the city of Bruges. 396 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,520 Which I was keen for Kaleb to see. 397 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,800 [Kaleb] Oh wow. 398 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,640 [Jeremy] This is what abroad is like. 399 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,600 -Everywhere is like that. -[Kaleb] That's very pretty, isn't it? 400 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,840 [Jeremy] Yeah. Abroad is pretty. 401 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,440 I thought you'd be like Karl Pilkington coming abroad, 402 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,080 but you're not, you're actually liking it. 403 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,560 Well, it's nice. I dunno, it's the views, look at it. 404 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,800 [Jeremy] Yeah, it's really nice. 405 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,800 So they've actually got some of Jesus's blood in there. 406 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,800 -[Kaleb] The actual blood? -It's the only example in the world. 407 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,560 [Kaleb] How do they know it's his? 408 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:23,200 [Jeremy] Well, now, let's not get bogged down with how they know things. 409 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,960 [Kaleb] I mean, it's like barred up. 410 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,440 [Jeremy] Well, it would be. 411 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,000 Imagine if you stole Jesus's blood. 412 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,640 [Kaleb] What'd it be worth? 413 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,680 [Jeremy] I think if you took it to the market at Chipping Norton and said 414 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,880 "This is Jesus's blood", they probably wouldn't believe you. 415 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,280 -They'd tell me to fuck off! -[both laughing] 416 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,000 [Kaleb] Oh look! 417 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,880 [Jeremy] Now I like this bit here where you can see down the canal, look. 418 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,400 That's really pretty. 419 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,000 [Kaleb] Wow. 420 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,960 [Jeremy] It's so beautifully lit, isn't it? 421 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,400 [Kaleb] Oh, look. 422 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,480 Have they got crocodiles here? 423 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,880 [Jeremy laughing] 424 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,720 -[Kaleb] What? -No, they don't have crocodiles here. 425 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,400 [soft rock music] 426 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,360 [Jeremy] The next morning, 427 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:19,680 we set off to the Dutch border to meet our first high-tech farmer. 428 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,480 And I was very much looking forward to this. 429 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,720 What he's doing is very old-fashioned farming: 430 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,920 know your farm, know every square inch of your farm, 431 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:34,000 but use modern technology to get the best out of it. 432 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:40,120 I've got really excited about this streamlining Diddly Squat. 433 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,360 -It needs it. -It does. 434 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,000 We're busy fools at the moment. 435 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,080 That's a good way of putting it. 436 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,080 Oh I know why. I know why we're busy fools. 437 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,440 -Why? 'Cause of me? Is it me? -Yeah. 438 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,200 Yeah, I thought it might be me. 439 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,320 Well, I wanted to try lots of different types of farming... 440 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,640 Agreed, but you wake up and go: 441 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,960 -"I know, today... pigs." -Yes. 442 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:03,200 "And we're gonna put 'em in the furthest place on the farm away from the farm." 443 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,440 Yeah, that was a mistake. And they've eaten and killed all the trees. 444 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,400 "Oh no, what about goats? Let's get some goats. 445 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,360 -Yeah. Now, where are we gonna put them?" -Well, I like the goats. 446 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,360 "We'll move them around and fence it off an area 447 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,600 to build that shelter three thousand times a year." 448 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,680 But, they're great animals. 449 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,200 "I know what we're gonna do now. I want chickens in that wood over there, 450 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,800 but I don't wanna see their huts so put them on the other side of the fence." 451 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,000 Yeah, I did do that. 452 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,520 "But we'll only get fifty and have them all in three different pens." 453 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,200 -Yeah, we did do that. -"That's not a bad idea that." 454 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:35,360 [chuckling] I did do that! 455 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,440 Well, they're three different types. 456 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,680 They can still run together. 457 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,080 [soft rock music] 458 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,160 [Jeremy] On the way, we stopped to fill up. 459 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,640 Well, let's have some Super 98. 460 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,800 [Kaleb] Super, yeah? 461 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,280 [Jeremy] And as the petrol station had a chip van, 462 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,720 I introduced Kaleb to Belgium's national dish. 463 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,360 'Cause the French fry was invented in Belgium. 464 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,320 [Kaleb] Was it? 465 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:06,160 [Jeremy] Yeah. You're never more than six feet from a bag of chips. 466 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,800 Hi, mate. What are they? 467 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,200 -[waiter] Meatballs. -[Kaleb] Meatballs? 468 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,720 -[cook] Cow. -Cow? 469 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,280 -[Kaleb] Beef. -[Jeremy] Beef. 470 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,120 [Kaleb] Oh, OK, yeah. 471 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,720 I'll have one of those and a bag of chips. 472 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,800 -And then you've gotta put mayonnaise on. -[Kaleb] Why? 473 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,640 [Jeremy] You've seen Pulp Fiction. 474 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,880 "Pop picture"? What do you mean? 475 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,680 Pulp Fiction. 476 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,160 -What do you mean? -[laughing] Oh God. 477 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,080 [Kaleb] Thank you very much. 478 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,680 -[Kaleb sighing with pleasure] -Meatballs. 479 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,120 [Kaleb] Thank you very much. 480 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,760 [Jeremy chuckling] 481 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,960 Thank you. Oh no, I've gotta pay you. How much is it? 482 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,600 It's, er... 483 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,080 You know your earlobes are completely see-through? 484 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,680 [both chuckling] 485 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:11,960 [soft rock music] 486 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:16,280 [Jeremy] After "Wayne Ramsay" had given his verdict on the meatballs, 487 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,280 we reached our first farm, 488 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,200 which straddles the Belgian and Dutch border. 489 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,200 And there, we met its gigantic owner, 490 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,600 potato farmer Jacob van den Borne. 491 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,680 I told you everyone in Holland was tall. 492 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,560 He's very tall. I feel very short now. 493 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,000 -Yeah. -Even taller than you! 494 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,040 [music continues] 495 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:42,160 [Jeremy] Jacob's farm is about the same size as Diddly Squat, 496 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:47,720 but judging by the amount of equipment he has in his city-sized sheds... 497 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,440 [Jeremy] Jesus! 498 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,440 [Kaleb] It's unbelievable. 499 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:56,360 [Jeremy] ...it was clear he was more successful at turning his acres into cash 500 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,040 than we were. 501 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,800 [Kaleb] You've got parking spaces in your sheds for your tractors! 502 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,240 [Jeremy] And look at those trailers. Look at them. 503 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,800 [Kaleb] The sprayers, though, that's unbelievable. 504 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,160 That's your chemical sprayer and that's your liquid fert. 505 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,000 Er, actually, it's a twin-tank system. 506 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,320 [Kaleb] Oh wow, look at that. 507 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,280 -So we do nine thousand litres of... -Unbelievable! 508 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,200 It's two sprayers in one, Kaleb! 509 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,240 Oh wow! 510 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,200 -[Jacob] So we can do two sprays... -Look at his little face! 511 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,440 - ...in one go. -That's unbelievable! 512 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,120 [Jeremy] You're going to need a trolley for your cock. 513 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,200 [Kaleb chuckling] 514 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:31,520 [Jacob] So this is variable rate. The tyres' inflating system. 515 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,280 [Jeremy] So you can let the tyres down 516 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,960 and pump them up while you're driving along? 517 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:38,120 [Jacob] Actually all my tractors, most of them, 518 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,960 also have inflating tyres. 519 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,880 [Jeremy] OK, if everything in here is half a million euros, 520 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,680 which it probably is, except for the stuff that's more... 521 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:46,880 There's ten million quid in this shed? 522 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,880 -[Jeremy] Twenty million euros? -[Jacob] In here? 523 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,280 -[Kaleb] Well, yeah. -[Jacob] Oh yeah. 524 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:51,880 [Kaleb chuckling] 525 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,400 [Jacob] And again, a two-tank system. 526 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,840 And look, I'm gonna be boring, I'm gonna talk about this floor. 527 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,160 This floor is designed so that air can come up from underneath it. 528 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,520 So if you store potatoes or whatever you want to store on it, 529 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,600 they're ventilated from underneath. 530 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,960 [whispering] How much does that cost? 531 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,000 [Kaleb] I can smell the potatoes now. 532 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,280 [Jacob] This is what our storage room looks like. 533 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,840 [Kaleb] Holy shit! 534 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,560 [Jeremy] Jesus H Christ. 535 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,640 [Kaleb] Shall we have a game of football, or three? 536 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,120 [Jacob] This shed can hold 6,500 tonnes 537 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:28,960 from the 32,000 tonnes of potatoes that we can store in total. 538 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,320 [Kaleb] Fucking hell. 539 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,320 [Jeremy] You know we could put all our barns in this barn. 540 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,360 -[Kaleb] I know. -[Jeremy] And my house. 541 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,560 -Yeah, and all of Chadlington. -[Jeremy chuckling] 542 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,080 -[Jeremy] So, another Fendt? -[Kaleb] Yeah. 543 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,320 I should explain. We keep seeing Fendts, lots of Fendts, huge Fendts. 544 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:50,200 They really are the sort of most expensive tractors you can buy. 545 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,840 They're like high-end Mercedes-Benz tractors. 546 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,000 And he's got three in every shed! 547 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,200 All from that. 548 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,120 'Cause he's adopting the future. 549 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:10,440 [Jeremy] Unsurprisingly, Jacob also has one other piece of equipment. 550 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,880 I had chips for breakfast. 551 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,040 Chips again. Oh, thank you very much. 552 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,320 [Jeremy] After Kaleb had finished his second breakfast, 553 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:27,120 Jacob then explained how he'd made his farm so successful. 554 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,600 And when I went in my fields, when I started this, 555 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:33,040 I took over the farm from my father in 2006, 556 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,520 I went to one field 557 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,840 and I harvested 30 tonnes on one spot of potatoes. 558 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:42,920 The other part, same field, same seed, everything the same, 559 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,240 90 tonnes. 560 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,160 That's a difference of 60 tonnes in one field. 561 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,320 And what was causing that? 562 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,600 [Jacob] And that's what we're gonna figure out. 563 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,520 So in 2009 we then started precision farming. 564 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:55,960 A lot of people talk about... [voice fading out] 565 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,760 [Jeremy] All farmers like to know the quality of their soil. 566 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,880 But Jacob takes this job to another level 567 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,600 by using specially developed equipment 568 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,680 to give him ultra-precise readings 569 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,200 from under the ground. 570 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,280 So everything in the soil that conducts, 571 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,800 so organic matter, that's water, that's nutrients, 572 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,280 every part in the soil that is conducting 573 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,680 is giving me the data back. 574 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,240 Do the scan, process that data and you'll get that map. 575 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,760 -Oh, is that a field? -That's one of my fields. 576 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,720 [Jacob] The red spots there are more conducting 577 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,280 and therefore bigger in yield. 578 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:44,680 [Jeremy] Once he knows where the weakest and strongest patches of soil are, 579 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,920 Jacob can then programme his tractors 580 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,440 to fertilise and seed each part of the field 581 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,880 according to its need. 582 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,360 My tractors I programme to be 583 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,760 automatically detecting soil. 584 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,360 Then, they do the job, and at the end, when my driver drives off the field, 585 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,240 the tractor recognises, "Oh, you're done!" 586 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,880 So you tell the tractor to do different things 587 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,320 in different parts of the field, the same field? 588 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,280 Yeah. 589 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,600 Seeding, fertilising, that's all "variable rate". 590 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,480 [Jeremy] And when it comes to tackling unwanted weeds, 591 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:27,440 he doesn't carpet bomb the field with herbicides like we do. 592 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,560 Instead, he uses his high-tech maps 593 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,480 to do precision spraying. 594 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,360 We can actually detect those spots 595 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,520 and actually only kill those weeds 596 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,360 without touching the rest. 597 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,760 So they're spraying, see, it just goes and when it sees a weed, "choo". 598 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,960 That's future. 599 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,960 So if you're not spraying the chemicals onto the crop... 600 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,200 So you will have a higher yield. 601 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,520 And then you're saving maybe four grand a year on our herbicide bills. 602 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,320 [Jeremy] So you're not wasting money on any... 603 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,120 not even a square metre of the field. 604 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,800 -This is NASA levels. -[Jacob] Reduce that. 605 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:09,960 [Jeremy] And Jacob's methods don't stop at soil mapping and programmable tractors 606 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:14,320 because he now uses drones to spray the fields. 607 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,880 If you look into the future in fifty years or something, 608 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,560 we will have tractors, 609 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,960 but a lot of it will also be drones. 610 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,680 [Jeremy] And he had to deploy some admirable cunning 611 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,320 to get round some very strict EU laws. 612 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,680 [Jacob] There was only one problem, Jeremy. 613 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,960 It's not allowed to fly drones in Europe. 614 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,480 It's not allowed to fly them by computer, 615 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,520 it's not allowed to let them swarm and let them work together. 616 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,480 There is actually... You cannot do anything. 617 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,040 So did you know what we did? 618 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,280 I started an airport. 619 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,040 -What? -Yeah. 620 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,880 I can fly whatever I want as high as I want. 621 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,640 What, you've made your farm an airport? 622 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,600 [chuckling] I made my farm an airport! 623 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,880 That is so cool. 624 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,560 [soft rock music] 625 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:04,320 [Jeremy] Outside, he offered to demonstrate his spraying drone, 626 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,520 which was not what you'd call small. 627 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,000 [Jeremy] Jesus! 628 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,360 If you crash-landed that on a playground... 629 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,640 Yeah, you'd be... 630 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,840 -[Jeremy] It would be on the news. -[Kaleb chuckling] 631 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,440 [Jeremy] How much spray does it...? 632 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,920 [Jacob] So we have a tank of 50 litres. 633 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,640 And how much would this field need? 634 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,840 And that will be one hectare and we can do that in 8 minutes. 635 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,280 I normally spray about 125 to 150 litres a hectare. 636 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,200 So you could programme it to come back to the yard, 637 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,400 you just top it up and it goes back out to whatever field you're doing. 638 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,000 I don't wanna do that, though. 639 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,640 I know, 'cause you like driving tractors. 640 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,720 Yeah. 641 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,360 But as a man who's about to embrace the future, 642 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,240 I need to be looking at this shit. 643 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,880 [Jeremy] Once its tank had been filled with weed killer, 644 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:56,080 Jacob punched in all the information it would need for its spraying flight. 645 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,480 [Jeremy] Lots of codes. 646 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,920 [Jacob] How many litres are we gonna spray, 647 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,160 which pressure, which droplet size. 648 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,640 [engine revving] 649 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,320 [futuristic techno music] 650 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,120 And it's spraying now. See? 651 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,560 [Jeremy] Oh wow! 652 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,280 [Jacob] So it's now doing the first run. 653 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,800 Stops at the headland. 654 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,160 Makes the turn. 655 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,560 [music continues] 656 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,200 -[Jeremy] I'm amazed. -[Jacob] And I'm not... 657 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,280 -It's doing it by itself. -You're not touching anything. 658 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,200 [music continues] 659 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,640 [Jeremy] Bloody hell! 660 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,440 I'm just so embarrassed by our drone. 661 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,880 Which is just pathetic. 662 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,680 [Jacob] This is actually how 80% percent of the world 663 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,640 -is going to spray their crops. -Has to. 664 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,400 Come on, Kaleb, that is impressive. 665 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,200 [Kaleb] And if it's really hot on a summer's day, look, I can't... 666 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,640 I'm ginger, I can't stand outside and hold that. 667 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,360 -I need to be in a cab. -[Jacob] You can sit in your car. 668 00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,440 -You can sit in the car. -[Jeremy] Sit in your car. 669 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,160 If I apply to have an airport at Diddly Squat, 670 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,640 there will be one objection from him. 671 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,560 [all laughing] 672 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,720 So he's done that field in five minutes. 673 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,880 And then he'll come and land where he started? 674 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,360 [Jacob] Automatic landing. 675 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,000 [engine revving] 676 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,760 Fucking hell, Kaleb, that is impressive. 677 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,480 -And also, think how quiet that is. -[Kaleb] My tractor's quiet. 678 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,440 Not as quiet as that. 679 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,160 [Jeremy] Reluctant though he was about welcoming in the new world order, 680 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:36,440 as we drove away, Kaleb had to give Jacob his due. 681 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,600 -That's serious farming. -Mmm. 682 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,360 -Yeah, that man was a serious farmer. -He was a serious farmer. 683 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,400 [Jeremy] If he's got 32,000 tonnes of potatoes a year 684 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:51,160 at £250 a tonne, 685 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,720 that's £8 million worth of potatoes every year. 686 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:54,680 Yeah. 687 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,840 -I mean, the kit was just ridiculous. -Yeah. 688 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,160 There's so much information that's gone into my mind. 689 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:07,120 [Jeremy] So, having introduced Kaleb to some brilliant Dutch farming, 690 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,840 I decided, as we headed towards our overnight halt, 691 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,680 to introduce him to some brilliant Dutch music. 692 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,880 ["Radar Love" by Golden Earring playing] 693 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,160 Listen to that bass. 694 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,840 [Kaleb humming] 695 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,560 ♪ I've been driving all night My hands wet on the wheel ♪ 696 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,160 It's got that country feel to it. 697 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,720 ♪ There's a voice in my head ♪ 698 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,000 [Jeremy singing along] ♪ That drives my heel ♪ 699 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,320 ♪ It's my baby calling says "I need you here" ♪ 700 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,680 ♪ And it's a half past four and I'm shifting gear ♪ 701 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,920 [Kaleb chuckling] 702 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,280 Come on! 703 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:51,720 ♪ When she is lonely And the longing gets too much ♪ 704 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:56,680 ♪ She sends a cable Coming in from above ♪ 705 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,960 ♪ Don't need no phone at all ♪ 706 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,920 -♪ We've got a thing and that's called ♪ -[Jeremy] ♪ Radar love ♪ 707 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:10,040 ♪ We've got a wave in the air Radar love ♪ 708 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,560 [Kaleb] Bonjour, monsieur. Je m'appelle Kaleb. 709 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,520 [Jeremy] You what? 710 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,760 [Kaleb] Bonjour, monsieur. Je m'appelle Kaleb. 711 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,000 -[Jeremy] Ooh! -Do you know I learnt that? 712 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,520 [Jeremy] The following morning, we headed over to our next location. 713 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:30,720 [cow mooing] 714 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,000 And it was mind-boggling. 715 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,200 [upbeat music] 716 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,280 Because it's a dairy farm. 717 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,320 On water. 718 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:46,000 Slap bang in the middle of Rotterdam. 719 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,400 [rock music] 720 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,800 -[Kaleb] Hello, hello. -[Jeremy] How are you? 721 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,080 -[Kaleb] How are you? -Welcome. Peter. Nice to meet you. 722 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,960 -Nice to meet you. -[Jeremy] Good to meet you too. 723 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,720 Nice to meet you. Very welcome at our farm. 724 00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,680 [Kaleb] This is wicked! 725 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,720 It's the only time I've ever seen him smile in a city. 726 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,080 [laughing] 727 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,480 [Jeremy] The floating farm is the brainchild of Peter van Wingerden 728 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,560 and his wife Minke. 729 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:13,480 And although it's in a city, don't for one minute think 730 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:18,120 that it's some kind of industrial battery-farm operation. 731 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:20,960 Sea cows? 732 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,960 [Peter] Yeah, correct, sea cows, yeah. 733 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,120 [Jeremy] The cows are free to wander about in the feeding area 734 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,800 or go ashore for a graze. 735 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:38,080 And as for milking, they keep their own timetable. 736 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,960 -Is that walking in to be milked then? -[Peter] Yeah. 737 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,840 So the cow knows when it wants to be milked and just walks in there? 738 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000 [Peter] Absolutely. 739 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,680 So this is completely automated? You can just go home and watch TV? 740 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,360 [Peter] Exactly. And we have many cameras over here as well, 741 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,920 so we measure everything: temperature, wind speed, relative humidity, 742 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,880 if the cow's lying down, if she's standing up, 743 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,760 if she's eating, if she's inside or outside, 744 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,720 because it's what we call a free-range cow, so she can decide herself. 745 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,480 -[Jeremy] How many are there? -About thirty. 746 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:11,720 -Thirty? -[Peter] Yeah. 747 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,240 [Jeremy] Although the farm covers less than an acre, 748 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,000 its output is staggering. 749 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:23,000 On the floor below, the milk is pasteurised or made into butter. 750 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,760 And then below that... 751 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,240 [Jeremy] A cheesery? 752 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,720 An underwater cheesery. 753 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,520 How much concrete have they got in this country? 754 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,080 How does it stay afloat? 755 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,840 Is this floating or are you mounted to the...? 756 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,840 No, it's completely floating. 757 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,760 -It's floating? -It's completely floating. 758 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,920 So we are now three metres below the sea level. 759 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:46,920 Which keeps it cool? 760 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,240 [Peter] The temperature's completely controlled. 761 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:51,760 [Jeremy] But even more impressive 762 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,800 is the way this farm and the city work together. 763 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:59,520 When Peter goes out delivering his dairy produce, 764 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,760 he comes back with brewer's grain from the breweries 765 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,960 and yesterday's unsold stale bread from the shops. 766 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,880 None of which costs him a penny. 767 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:13,680 And then that is made into food for the cows. 768 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,560 [Peter] Look at that. 769 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,240 [Jeremy] And this is what? A day old? Two days? 770 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,080 [Peter] We were wasting so much bread, and now it comes to us. 771 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,520 [Jeremy] 'Cause the amount of waste in a city, when you think. 772 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,320 -[Peter] It's unbelievable. -[Jeremy] Organic waste. 773 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,840 [Jeremy] As for the grass that's used to feed the cows, 774 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,760 that comes from a very clever source. 775 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,280 [Jeremy] So when they cut the grass in the football stadium, 776 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,640 you take the clippings? 777 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,600 [Peter] Yeah, from the main pitch. 778 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,440 The best grass you can get. 779 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,480 [Kaleb] They put seaweed on it and everything to make it look green, 780 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,600 so therefore the nutrients of that grass must be insane. 781 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:50,960 -Yeah, it's really good. -[Kaleb] Wow. 782 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,880 And 'cause you're here you can just go and grab it all each morning and... 783 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:54,840 Exactly. 784 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,160 So this is the circularity of the city. 785 00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,680 [rock music] 786 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:02,320 [Jeremy] And this circular efficiency goes even further, 787 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,320 because Peter has a robot that collects all the manure 788 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:11,200 and that manure is then used to make drinking water for the cows. 789 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,120 [Peter] We take sea water out as well. 790 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,760 -Oh, you've got a desalination plant? -This is our desalination. 791 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,880 And it goes to this side of the membrane. 792 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,840 And we heat up the other side of the membrane 793 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,400 by using the cow dung. 794 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,680 So if you put cow dung in this bin, 795 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,080 we put sea water in here, 796 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:33,600 it heats up to 35, 40 degrees, you can feel it over here. 797 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,400 -So we have... -So they're drinking sea water? 798 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,040 Yeah, correct. 799 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,720 [Jeremy] And you use their manure to desalinate it? 800 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:41,680 [Peter] Correct. 801 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,520 We're using and reusing everything. 802 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,880 Organic waste from the city to turn it into proteins again. 803 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,960 So, yes, this is the future of farming. 804 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,200 Fuck! Fuck! 805 00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,560 This is just f... My mind is in overdrive right now. 806 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,480 It's about to blow up. 807 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,080 [soft orchestral music] 808 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:12,000 [Jeremy] Outside, sitting by the solar panels that power the whole operation, 809 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,800 Peter then showed us the building materials 810 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,920 he was also making out of the manure. 811 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,600 [Jeremy] So what do you do with this? 812 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,320 [Peter] So this could be an inside wall. 813 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,800 -[Jeremy] Insulation? -Insulation, yeah. 814 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,720 -So you could have your house insulated. -[Peter] Yeah. 815 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,000 Your house would be literally full of shit. 816 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,040 Correct. 817 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,760 -People say mine is anyway. -[Kaleb] It is. 818 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,400 [Jeremy] I'm rarely amazed. 819 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,920 Lamborghini Revuelto amazed me 820 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,400 and that's been it for the last year or so. 821 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,360 And that's taking virtually nothing from the environment. 822 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,800 -[Peter] Exactly. -[Kaleb] And it's giving more back! 823 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,640 [Peter] It's an almost zero footprint. 824 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,000 [Kaleb] It's amazing. 825 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,120 We actually want to reduce food losses. 826 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,800 Because food losses is dramatic in the world. 827 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,320 We're losing so much food. 828 00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,000 About 30% of all food produced is lost in the world, 829 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,600 while still one billion people doesn't have food. 830 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,280 So we need to change this. 831 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,840 And this can only be done if you produce local. 832 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,960 So what we've established 833 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:13,520 is Diddly Squat is in the wrong location because it's in the countryside. 834 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:14,920 And it's not floating. 835 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,560 It's where there are fields that's wrong! 836 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:19,760 [all chuckling] 837 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,600 [soft rock music] 838 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,800 [Jeremy] Obviously, I couldn't relocate Diddly Squat to the River Thames. 839 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,320 But spending time with these ingenious Dutch farmers 840 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,640 had convinced me that if we're going to survive, 841 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,200 we absolutely had to modernise. 842 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,440 [engine revving] 843 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,120 [Alan] This is the remote-controlled toy you always wanted. 844 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,800 [Jeremy] Oh my God! 845 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,360 [Kaleb] What is that? 846 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,440 We have a problem. 847 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:56,880 [indistinct chatter] 848 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,240 [Charlie] Are they gonna stay? 849 00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,480 [Jeremy] I don't know. 850 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,320 -[Alan] Been a long time! I'm back, mate! -Alan! 851 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,200 -You're back! -That's a bit of a man hug, ain't it! 852 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,920 [rock music]